The Beyhive has no chill: Repellent Anyone?

Original article written on April 27, 2016 and posted on

She’s still #trending and people are still sipping on that #lemonade, however the real question that everybody wants to know and that has the world in a buzz is, who’s the “becky with the good hair?”

If you haven’t watched the HBO lemonade special as yet, nor have you hypnotically subscribed to Tidal to listen to the album of the same title, then you must live under a rock or maybe you’re becky!!!!

The internet has been buzzing since Saturday with suspicion ever since bey dropped this line “He better call Becky with the good hair” that cheeky and direct line she spits at the end of the song “Sorry” made Twitter, instagram and the internet on the whole crazy with the Becky memes, quips, anectotes and jokes, but that’s only the normal people that didn’t take the line too serious, the beyhive on the other hand did what most of these stans, i mean fans tend to do and started bullying all the usual suspects and even some unsuspecting ones, but with the beyhive the only untouchable person on the planet is Queen Bey herself and maybe Obama!

the witch hunt list

Rachel Roy

Rita Ora

If there is one loyal group of fans on this planet it is the “beyhive” and if you cant afford the most toxic insect repellent, then i suggest you jump int a body of water, everybody knows bees cant get wet! The beyhive will come for you if you say even the slightest thing deemed negative of miss yonce’ just ask Kid rock, he got out the insect repellent and still go stung! Rachel Roy was no exception as a matter of fact no one on the witch hunt list was!

Rachel Roy

Y’all all remember the infamous Elevator fight where Solange went H A M on Jay’z for allegedly flirting with Roy at the Met Gala and Roy has since denied those allegations, however that didn’t stop the beyhive from going in on her once “Sorry” dropped,but Roy fueled the speculation by posting this on her Instagram which has since been deleted. The ‘hive wasted no time in letting her know how they truly felt.




Rita Ora

The “Body on me” singer was not exempt from the sting. Last year was a crazy year for Ora who had several touchy moments with Bey’s husband, enough to have gotten her stung from the hive for hugging him at the Met Gala Ball and for being rumored to have hooked up with Jay after she was signed to RocNation, but Rita has always denied those rumors, but this was not why the hive was attacking her now it was because she posted this pic on her instagram.  rita-ora-lemonade

The hive had it all wrong though, because this picture was posted days before the world had heard about lemonade. to add insult to injury, ora was seen on the scene wearing the same Givenchy dress Bey wore in the documentary! I think she should have consulted with the beyhive before making this very “smart” decsion.



Ora has since responded to the rumors saying ‘I never usually address tabloid gossip but let me be clear, these rumors are false,’ she tweeted I have the utmost respect for Beyonce.


One thing is for sure the Beyhive may not be the best source for factual information,but they are surely loyal! So for the sake of false accusations and the entire Hollywood industry becoming extinct, dying from bee stings, will the real “Becky with the good hair” please stand up!


It’s a RAP


Ok i said I wasn’t going to say anything about this Remy Ma vs Nicki Minaj “beef,” but after reading all the comments posted on the many different blogs; I had to do it!!

For those of you who live under a rock, or just not a fan of the rap industry, in the last 48 hours, a war-of-words, memes and subliminals have been circulating on the social media mainstreams, IG, Twitter, Facebook and the web at large, because of this; see image below.


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How to lose your man in 3 easy steps. 

Some women just can’t help themselves, perhaps they can blame genetics, that the “nag” in them comes from a long history of insecure women of her family tree. Perhaps, it comes from past experience of broken trust from a former relationship, but wherever it comes from, nagging and insecurity are two of the biggest contributors to being a nominee for “singledom” membership. 

If you are looking for ways to intentionally lose “your man” just follow these three easy steps! You’re welcome! 

  1. The minute he gets home after a hard days work, start nagging him. Let him know that you had a long day and don’t want to come home to have to move his shoes from the front door to the closet, or that he promised you yesterday that he would fix the bathroom faucet when he got home and it isn’t done yet. Do this everyday, don’t consider the day he may have had, or that unforeseen phone call he may have gotten that a long time homie may have just been gunned down right before he got home. Accost him 0.145 seconds after he walks through the door. 
  2. Constantly remind him of how “independent” you are. Remind him of how when you first met him you was “good” doing your own thing and didn’t need no man, even though he met you walking on your street about to catch the #10 bus to the mall and offered to give you a ride in HIS car!  Jab your independence in his side when you’re having one of those “We need to talk” conversations that just went south, cause he asked you whether or not y’all was good three weeks ago about the conversation you want to talk about right now that he isn’t interested in hearing, so now your bitchiness is at 100!
  3. Constantly compare him to your ex, you know that great ex you caught cheating on you multiple times that used to abuse your trust, but bought you gifts and took you in trips to compensate for his manly deficiencies? Yeah that ex. ALWAYS do this during one of those arguments you would have started from point #1 

After completing these three simple steps you are guaranteed membership into singledom! The kingdom where single women bitch and complain about how all men are dogs and try to give women in otherwise happy relationship advice!