Ok i said I wasn’t going to say anything about this Remy Ma vs Nicki Minaj “beef,” but after reading all the comments posted on the many different blogs; I had to do it!!
For those of you who live under a rock, or just not a fan of the rap industry, in the last 48 hours, a war-of-words, memes and subliminals have been circulating on the social media mainstreams, IG, Twitter, Facebook and the web at large, because of this; see image below.
Some women just can’t help themselves, perhaps they can blame genetics, that the “nag” in them comes from a long history of insecure women of her family tree. Perhaps, it comes from past experience of broken trust from a former relationship, but wherever it comes from, nagging and insecurity are two of the biggest contributors to being a nominee for “singledom” membership.
If you are looking for ways to intentionally lose “your man” just follow these three easy steps! You’re welcome!
- The minute he gets home after a hard days work, start nagging him. Let him know that you had a long day and don’t want to come home to have to move his shoes from the front door to the closet, or that he promised you yesterday that he would fix the bathroom faucet when he got home and it isn’t done yet. Do this everyday, don’t consider the day he may have had, or that unforeseen phone call he may have gotten that a long time homie may have just been gunned down right before he got home. Accost him 0.145 seconds after he walks through the door.
- Constantly remind him of how “independent” you are. Remind him of how when you first met him you was “good” doing your own thing and didn’t need no man, even though he met you walking on your street about to catch the #10 bus to the mall and offered to give you a ride in HIS car! Jab your independence in his side when you’re having one of those “We need to talk” conversations that just went south, cause he asked you whether or not y’all was good three weeks ago about the conversation you want to talk about right now that he isn’t interested in hearing, so now your bitchiness is at 100!
- Constantly compare him to your ex, you know that great ex you caught cheating on you multiple times that used to abuse your trust, but bought you gifts and took you in trips to compensate for his manly deficiencies? Yeah that ex. ALWAYS do this during one of those arguments you would have started from point #1
After completing these three simple steps you are guaranteed membership into singledom! The kingdom where single women bitch and complain about how all men are dogs and try to give women in otherwise happy relationship advice!